It's only been like...over a year since I posted anything. *cough* I have something that I might try to, I dunno, neaten up...but for now, have this silliness, brought on by maybe having a certain AO3 tag open after I stayed up way too late reading some of ladydragon76's fics.

Sparks 'verse, presumably sometime after In Defense Of Megatron's Honour.

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Caz mentioned wanting to know about Beth reacting to the Alex/Megatron pairing. So I thought about it. And then Chromia popped into my head and insisted I write insanity. Elita was not so obliging, but whatever, I got to come up with a vastly entertaining reason for why Jazz joined the Autobots instead. XD ( Read more... )

Cleaning out my fanfic folder, found this, decided to share, lol.

Title: Prime SMASH
Length: One-shot
Rating: G
Setting: G1 or TF2007 verse/Avengers 2012
Pairings/Characters: Avengers ensemble, Autobots ensemble
Summary: In which the Autobots get to play with the Avengers' toys. Or at least Jazz and Optimus do. Ironhide is probably just quietly ( Read more... )

I think I had some sort of a plan regarding a scene with Optimus that was supposed to go at the end of this. I've since forgotten it, and this entertains me, so, enjoy. Oh, and the title? That's boi's fault.

Title: Pixie Wickets
Rating: T
Warnings: Foul language?
Setting: Sparks - 2007 movieverse AU
Pairings/Characters: OC Alex, Megatron, ( Read more... )

Because Ironhide is not dead. Nope. Never.

Title: Oracle - What Might Be
Length: one-shot
Rating: T
Setting: Bayverse - DotM
Pairings/Characters: Ironhide/Chromia, Optimus, Ratchet, Lennox
Summary: How exactly DO you react when your best friend assassinates a Prime?
Notes: Based on my fic 'Oracle'.

( In which Optimus has a wtf moment )

*steals a Boomstick Brigade insult* Weird-ass title because I'm crap at titles and my Sparks AUs have a history of weird-ass titles.

Title: Primus is a Magpie
Length: One-shot
Rating: T
Setting: Sparks AU, which is 2007verse AU
Pairings/Characters: Megatron/OC Alex, Optimus, Primus
Summary: Megatron has found a new reason to kill Optimus. Which ( Read more... )

This was pretty much the first thing I wrote after Nice Hands, Wanna Frag?, and is basically a sequel, though neither are technically Sparks cannon. This just follows the 'Alex turns Cybertronian' thought to the inevitable 'and everyone else finds out she's fragging Megatron' conclusion. :P

Title: In Defence of Megatron's Honour
Part: 3/3
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I blame mmouse15 and vodka. (And I hope, in my inebriated state, that this might give mouse a needed laugh or two)

Title: Whoops
Length: One-shot series part
Rating: G
Setting: Sparks AU, which is a 2007 movieverse AU
Pairings/Characters: Alex. Annabelle. Ironhide. Optimus.
Summary: Anna Lennox discovers some unexpected results of hanging out with ( Read more... )

For flesh_and_steel's Valentine's challenge, though I'm not sure it quite fits the bill. It kinda took on a life of its own, lol.

Oh, and for the sake of this piece, I'm retconning Alex's remark in the Sparks epilogue about her and Optimus being around each other for the last twenty years. It's more like 5 or 10.

Title: Nice Hands, Wanna Frag?
Part: 1/3
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Um. Yeeeeeah. This is what happens with you mix your long island iced teas too strong, and then take a nap with the Transformers scores playing in the background.

Title: When Skywarp Met Rumble
Length: one-shot
Rating: G
Setting: Pick one
Pairings/Characters: Rumble. Skywarp.
Summary: It was the beginning of a beautiful and terrifying ( Read more... )